Roy Told Me™ Roy Said™
  • “Where did you get that mug?”
  • “Roy told me.”
  • “But where did you get it?”
  • “Roy told me.”

You asked where. I told you who. We can keep going all day.

Book cover: a boy writes in a notebook beside Roy on a dock under a yellow umbrella

The book. Coming soon.

Who is Roy?

Good question.
Ask me again.

Roy has been everywhere and read the footnotes. He can explain gravity with a bait bucket and the economy with a sandwich.

Roy never says a word to you. He tells me. Then I tell you, and suddenly everyone wants the mug.

Things Roy told me

The rest stays in the notebook.

I think a lot faster than I walk.©
Roy told me.
If you can’t, learn.©
Roy told me.
It’s a closed loop only Roy can stand in.©
Roy told me.
Hands around a red mug on a dock railing at sunrise, a yellow umbrella beside it

Yes, that mug.

Mugs, tees, and prints that start the conversation and never finish it.

Coming soon

Be first to know

Roy told me it’s almost ready.

The first book, the first mugs, the first tees. The early list opens here soon.

List opens soon

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